My dearest Jane —
These apparitions are, in truth, the most ordinary of young women. The Left One seems to have taken orders in a convent but rather strangely painted herself like a tuppenny-ha'penny ... woman, and thereby spoilt her otherwise modest attire.
The Other has gone outdoors without even a shift to cover her knees! And if ever did one of our sex need covering, this one surely does. The fabric of her scanty garment is so thin as to reveal every nuance of her figure. Young she may be, but girlishly slender she most certainly is not!
I find my handkerchief in constant use as I struggle in vain to hide my blushes and retain my composure. If only you were here, dear sister, a story would soon emerge to explain the irrationality of this ever-so-peculiar behaviour!
With love from your sister,
Thursday, 2 July 2009
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